Chapter 1 here. Chapter 2. The aroma from the seat assaulted her nose. The smell of fresh sweat, of stale sweat, and — peyew — sausage! Did they just finish unloading miners? Liljiana pulled out a fresh scented tissue and held it against her nose while she tried to connect the two pieces of the … Continue reading Tribulations of Tayvan Tours – Ch. 2
Oh, no – this is my place, my people … Read and laugh, make the monkey’s day!
My friend, the orange one, said to say ‘hello’ … so, smile and enjoy the day
Welcome to the world of pussy-cat (and don’t forget to read all the way to the end – it’s hilarious!)
I am not unaware that last week I focused on the canines in our families.. This week I will redress the balance and feature those lovable and sometimes confucious cats!
The Hypnocat
And now for the cat joke……
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.
To show off, the Engineer called to his cat. “T-square, do your stuff.” T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, “Spreadsheet, do your stuff.” Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4…
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or: How to Survive the Out-Back Long-Drop by Cage Dunn 2018 (and it may end up as part of the Ozzie Outback Opuscle) A new [Australian] story (while I finish off the editing on the other one) - Enjoy! Chapter 1 “Make sure you park it next to a wall,” Liljiana said. She lifted her … Continue reading Tribulations of Tayvan Tours
I’m showing my underside again – Cat’s rule! Oh, and this is so so so funny!
Of particular note is the second last para … or is it the last one?
Right now, on the internet, anyone can publish anything they want, whenever they want.
I am writing this blog post using a service that takes seconds to sign up for and is completely free to use. I asked no one for permission to launch this blog. I did not have to submit an application to begin. I did not have to query an agent, email a publisher, or have a pre-existing audience to do so.
Over the past few decades, publishing — in the most general sense of the word — has gotten easier. Barriers to entry have all but dissolved. If you want to publish something, you can publish it. Self-publishing, in whichever form you choose, is most likely accessible to you within just a few clicks of the site you are on right now.
But just because the act of publishing something has gotten easier does not mean…
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Beauty and purpose …
What is the meaning behind the words? What's the moral of the story? You know, the theme - what does it all mean? Which theme is in all the stories? Can I answer that? Do I really know? If I don't, apparently it means I won't be able to market myself - An Author is … Continue reading A Theme-y Meaning
In fact, it's hard work, dedication, and a whip might help. What the hell am I talking about? My role is to tell stories, to write, to produce something that will transport the reader somewhere else, or into someone else for a period of time. I love reading, do it all the time, and it's … Continue reading It’s not cheap, and it’s not easy …
